Quixotic, sarcastic, funny, optimistic, weird, bizarre, romantic, serious, flippant, dedicated, easily distracted by shiny objects, intense, artistic, cynical in small and large doses, has trouble with flying insects (but is almost over it), big hazel eyes, quick to smile and laugh, slightly absent-minded, loves Belgium milk chocolate, dislikes fanaticism of any kind, can be depended on in a crunch but not in toffee, loves rollercoasters but not waiting in line, been told has big hands, loves convertibles, loves movies, prefers to dislike than hate, dislikes Starbucks, is usually very very silly.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
seriously wtfi refuse to let a man that thinks women are to serve men into the office.
I refuse to believe Rick Santorum has a working BRAIN
Are we allowed to end him yet? Please?
…. Why do I even bother trying to plan for a future in the military when I know that by doing so I am fighting for people this this idiot right here?
he’s a jerk, but he didn’t say this.
for delicious. I must remember to give this to her.
yes perfect~
(Source: eternally-misplaced)
(Source: kittydoom)
Ordinary Batman Adventures!
Poor Batman…
Idea came from How To Be Batman. (I think that’s the original source?)
The first gif in your folder would make a better president than Rick Santorum
I’m not even American but I just wanted to do this because I’m bored. c:
What if the first one IS Rick Santorum?! o____o
(Source: jason--voorhees)
Your OTP is having sex in your bed. The sixth gif in your gif folder is your reaction.
Since my OTP is Emmine, yes.
Oh. Yeah.
Very true.
appropriate
I’m probably wondering how they made it to my house…
yeah I don’t even know probably like “where’s the popcorn” ;)
I just washed those SHEETS.
(Source: notanaveragemuggle)
HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!
im gonna piss my fucking pants omg
But……
WHAT ARE THESE THINGS BENEATH MY TORSO AND WHY DO THEY KEEP GIVING OUT ON ME?
Several layers of Courvoisier-brandied chocolate icing and vanilla cake, with writing in almond paste cream cheese.
HEY!! A Wisconsin high school marching band in the Rose Parade stops in front of union-busting Governor Walker and serenades him with Woodie Guthrie’s “Union Maid.”
Good for the students!
Good for the teacher/band leader!
Union rights = civil rights!
(minute 1:20)
Leave them a comment on youtube in solidarity! This took guts!
This is brilliant.
Oh, you can’t scare me, I’m sticking to the union, I’m sticking to the union, ’til the day I die!
whoo wisconsin! Fuck walker
PULASKI did this? We were bitter enemies during my high school days but I’m impressed.
Scotty, 9 more days. Are you scared?
in a rather interesting side-note, it looks like someone thought ahead about plausible deniability: the district supervisor for the school says that the band was actually playing “Red Wing”, an obscure polka from which the “Union Maid” melody was taken from.
